Malia Obama Declares Bath Warfare
Washington D.C. – President Barack Obama released a formal statement at family dinner last night, condemning accusations of “bath warfare” by his 10-year-old daughter Malia. The President, who claims that…
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Malia Obama Declares Bath Warfare
Washington D.C. – President Barack Obama released a formal statement at family dinner last night, condemning accusations of “bath warfare” by his 10-year-old daughter Malia. The President, who claims that…
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Michael Bay to Direct Gritty Reboot of “Calvin and Hobbes”
by: Ferguson Billfinger Following a string of successful movies adapted from comic book heroes, Warner Brothers has announced that it has purchased the rights to the beloved newspaper comic “Calvin and…
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New Method for Recycling Glass Discovered
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